Anyone can see it: You’re a total catch. You’re attractive, fun, kind and successful. You’ve got class humor and a bankroll to choke a bull. But for some reason…
You still haven’t found your person.
You see every woman you’ve known since pre-K getting hitched while your right thumb is becoming arthritic from all the swiping. You’re sick of hearing: “you’re gonna make one lucky guy so happy one day,” and you’re gonna have a conniption fit if another one of your ho-hum Bumble dates ask “You’re such a great catch, how are you still single?”
Because, quite frankly.
You have no idea how you're still single.
Sure, you’ll squeak out the requisite, “Oh, I’m enjoying being single” or “I’m just waiting for the right one,” and go on about unwillingness to settle. But if you're being honest?
Your relationship envy is at a Level 10 and you definitely wish you were coupled up like what feels like the entire rest of the world.